scoldylox:

phdork:

MMMMM, “added Goo.”

This is ice cream? I can’t do the eggs anymore because they’re so sweet and I don’t like the consistency (but I did when I was a kid). I can’t tell if ice cream would make everything better or worse.

…and since I’m of the school that ice cream simply cannot make anything worse, I think that means the eggs and their added Goo are trying to force me into some kind of paradox, and I refuse to accept it.

nom

Source: thejennismightier