To the map room, Indy!

I hope all of Rick Santorum’s cd’s are stolen, except for the Creed ones.

I hope Rick Santorum’s authorization code for Windows Office doesn’t work.

I hope Rick Santorum can’t find his car keys.

I hope Rick Santorum is bitten by an angry hamster, and it won’t let go, so he has to shake it off.

I hope Rick Santorum spills coffee on himself when he’s already running late.